11:34 PM So, after many "snuffleluffagus's" and "steady-steady-bom-pi-pi's" later, I am finally back in the land down under. Can't say I'm disappointed, or happy either. It just feels like..."nehhh". (A very extended one)
I am home on a Friday night. Eh, don't give me that look can? I'm not so happening like you lah. I got notebooks to fill, shit to read, and houses to bomb. Somemore my face damn chan dy...Look like those pasar lady. Eh, don't play play. That time I saw one 'mai choi poh' her skin damn nice, not bad looking also. You must be thinking "this chibai cha bo wth looking at pasar lady.."
Alcomohol. Uuuuuuu...
KL was fantabulous as usual. Apart from one particular night where my skills were used against me. Too much Ring of Fire..no good. Makes me point my destination arrows to the toilet bowl, and then leads me to depend on my trustee Kalpana to drive home, while I doze off unknowingly quickly, with my mouth WAAAID open. And then as we make our (or my) difficult journey up the many steps to the bedrooms, my foot miscues. Ouch. And then banging my head on the hidden platform. I swear Kalpana is conspiring against me. She was Kalpanahahaha-ing all night, and the next day threatened me... "I've got shit on you now!". Damn cha dou. Babe, you suck lah.
Chibai.
Wah KL's tuft-teh shit is dam good man. I can swear there'll be more to come for me. YEA PEI YAU.
I want some u-hu-hu cheese cupcakes. Then some sex. Then more cupcakes? Or should I have the cupcakes after? Bzzzt. What's the point. Fark wei I'm dam sad wei. I feel like that old lady in Will Smith's Hitch at the dating game thingie. If you remember, laugh. If you don't remember, don't go digging through your DVD collection and then spend the next half an hour or so choosing chapters or clicking the forward/rewind buttons. Coz then I'll be contemplating who's sadder.
Tobey being damn fucker again. Sometimes I wanna chop his kuku off.
Friday, August 1, 2008
