7:19 PM
Hear ye, hear ye.
I am finally finished for the semester and hopefully (*prays hard*) i get to scrape at least one good grade. Yes I have contracted S3 (Second Semester Syndrome) again this semester, unfortunately, and have been VERY lazy with uni work. I 'should' be able to pass all, although that's not all I'm hoping for. Hence, hoping for at least ONE good grade. Just one la, pls?
Eating penguins:
1). Tools:
a). Have a jet plane
b). Have lamps/torchlights
c). Clean cloth
d). A ceramic/porcelain dinner plate
e). Source of clean water
2). Method:
a). First, use jet plane to crash on the penguins. Make sure penguins are 100% dead, or they will have a bizarre taste and may not be pleasant for the throat.
b). Use cloth to clean plates thoroughly, leaving no residue whatesoever (Not even a hair.)
c). Next, have lamps or torchlights ready (Lamps or torchlights with refillable gasoline or rechargeable batteries are recommended). Place penguins on plate, and position plate on top of lamp/torchlight, by whatever means necessary.
d). Consume penguins in any way while it heats, by eating, sniffing fumes, staring, listening to crackles, as well as massaging any leftover oils onto skin (Except for the really burnt bits.) If desired, consume every single atom of penguin on plate.
e). When finished, wash plate with clean water. Yes, just water will do.
f). Repeat step (b).
g). If more penguins are acquired, repeat step (a) to (g).
Fine. I admit I'm bored. Although I have no time to be bored because there's still alot of things to do (which shouldn't be, because I'm suppose to be on holiday!), but aih, that's life la.
As I am planning to fly to Beijing to visit my distant father and aged mother, China has made it a requirement to apply for a Visa if planning to enter said country, therefore, whatever China says, you do. Filling up the Visa Application Form, I have to say I expected an average to high level of English on the form, as the form was downloaded from the Consulate-General of the PRC in Melbourne. Instead, I was faced with something you get out of Malaysian citizens who translate sentences quite straight-forwardly.
1). Please list Counties/Cities and Provinces to visit in China in a time sequence.
(How would I know? I've never been there. And wow, would you take my advice here even if the places I listed would make you travel to and from the farthest points of China?)
2). Do you request express or rush service by paying extra fee?
(Yes please. My wife is coming home at 6 and I need to be home before her.)
3). If you select Yes to any question from 3.1 to 3.4, you do not lose eligibility for visa application.
(Liars.)
4). I shall be fully responsible for the answers and the photo, which are true and correct.
(Good. Drop and give me 20.)
I hate being fat.
Thursday, November 1, 2007
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